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The average Google Ads cost-per-click has risen to $5.42 from $5.26 in 2025. What is the most expensive category on Google, at an average of $9.87 per click?

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👀 GOOGLE JUST KILLED the “AEO CONSULTANT” BIZ MODEL

Google just published its first official guide on optimizing for AI search, and the headline will annoy every "AEO/GEO consultant" who's been selling magic.

Google's position: optimizing for generative AI search is optimizing for the search experience, and thus still SEO. AI Overviews and AI Mode run on the same crawl, same index, same ranking systems as classic Search. There is no separate door.

What Google says actually moves the needle

Two things sit at the foundation.

First, creating content people find unique, compelling, and useful will likely influence your presence in generative AI search more than any other suggestion in the guide.

Google draws a hard line between commodity content (generic "7 tips" listicles anyone could write) and non-commodity content (first-hand expertise, real reviews, things an AI couldn't just regurgitate).

Second, technical hygiene: a page must be indexed and eligible to show in Google Search with a snippet to appear in AI features. If Googlebot can't crawl it, it can't cite it.

Add quality images and video, since AI surfaces pull those in too, opening extra real estate beyond the blue link.

The mythbusting section (this is the spicy part)

Google explicitly tells you to stop wasting money on:

  • llms.txt files and "special" AI markup — you don't need to create new machine-readable files, AI text files, or Markdown to appear in generative AI search.

  • Content "chunking" — there's no requirement to break content into tiny pieces; there's no ideal page length.

  • Rewriting content just for AI — AI understands synonyms and meaning, so you don't need to chase every long-tail keyword variation.

  • Buying inauthentic "mentions" across the web.

  • Over-indexing on structured data — schema isn't required for generative AI search, though it's still worth keeping for rich results.


The Amazon-seller-specific angle

  • Generative AI responses can surface product listings and product info; Merchant Center feeds and Google Business Profiles help your products show up in AI responses and Search results. For sellers running DTC alongside Amazon, the feed is now the AI-visibility play.

  • Google mentions Business Agent, a conversational experience on Search that lets customers chat with your brand.

  • The agentic section is the forward-looking one: AI agents can perform tasks like comparing product specs, accessing sites by reading screenshots, DOM structure, and the accessibility tree. Google points to the emerging Universal Commerce Protocol (UCP) that will let Search agents do more.

There's healthy pushback that Google's advice is right for Google's surfaces but doesn't fully generalize to the other AI crawlers, and that schema still feeds the Knowledge Graph upstream of AI Overviews.

Actionable items:

  1. Cancel any "AEO/GEO" vendor contract that's selling you llms.txt files, content chunking, or AI-specific rewrites. Google just said it's wasted spend.

  2. Audit one product page: is it indexed and crawlable, does it render without JavaScript blocking, does it load fast? If Google can't read it, AI can't cite it.

  3. Replace one commodity page with a first-hand, non-commodity piece. For example, "Why We Killed Our Best-Selling SKU" over "10 Tips for Amazon PPC."

  4. If you sell off-Amazon, get a Merchant Center feed and Google Business Profile live. That's now your direct line into AI Overviews and shopping results.

  5. Add real images/video to top pages. AI surfaces pull them, and most competitors won't bother.

  6. Watch UCP and Business Agent. Agentic commerce is the part that becomes a real channel in 12-18 months, and you want to be positioned early.

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Stop Writing AI Marketing Slop (Do This Instead)

Are you tired of drowning in generic "AI marketing slop"? You aren't alone. As AI rapidly evolves, the days of typing a basic prompt into ChatGPT and getting a winning marketing campaign are over.

In this episode of Marketing Misfits, Kevin King and Norm Farrar sit down with AI marketing expert Mike Kaput to discuss the massive shift happening right now: the move from chatting with AI to managing AI agents.

Mike breaks down why traditional SaaS companies are in trouble, how to use First Principles thinking to train your AI, and the terrifying security risks of giving autonomous agents access to your data.

If you want to survive the next wave of digital marketing, you need to stop acting like a prompt engineer and start acting like an AI orchestrator.

🌎 INTERESTING STATS

🛍️ SHOPIFY OPENS CATALOG to EVERY DEVELOPER on EARTH

Shopify announced that the Universal Commerce Protocol with Shopify Catalog is now open to every developer. Any mobile app, content platform, or AI agent can now tap into Shopify's catalog of millions of merchants and billions of products through one protocol.

Here's the backstory. Shopify and Google co-developed UCP and launched it in January at NRF. It's an open standard that lets any AI agent connect and transact with any merchant.

Over 20 retailers backed it, including Walmart, Target, Etsy, and Wayfair. At launch, the protocol powered agentic commerce on the big AI platforms, ChatGPT, Gemini, Perplexity, while everyone else sat on a waitlist.

That waitlist is gone. The SDKs and APIs are public. The bazaar is open.

Shopify President Harley Finkelstein put it like this: a solo developer now has the same commerce layer as the largest tech companies on the planet. Every new shopping experience a developer builds is more places for people to discover and buy merchant products. Nothing to set up. If a brand is on Shopify, it's already in.

Now think about what this means.

For years people figured Shopify would build a marketplace to fight Amazon. The Shop App was supposed to be the opening move. It never happened. Shopify didn't build a marketplace. It's turning the entire Internet into one.

That's the part Amazon sellers should sit with. The competition for product discovery is no longer "rank on page one." It's "show up inside every app, every chatbot, every content platform a buyer touches."

Shopify just handed millions of merchants a distribution layer that travels everywhere people spend time, and it costs those merchants nothing to be in it.

If you sell on Amazon and nowhere else, your products live in exactly one box. Shopify merchants are about to live in every box a developer can dream up.

What are you going to build? More importantly, where are your products going to show up?

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Amazon Launch Calculator

Most launches don't fail because the product is bad. They fail because the budget was fake. A seller says "I want $50k/month" but never answers the real question: how much PPC spend does it take to get there?

That's why Isaac Gross built the Amazon Launch Calculator.

You plug in your numbers (CPC, conversion rate, price, organic vs PPC mix, revenue goal, unit goal, timeline) and it shows you what it actually takes: PPC spend needed, clicks, orders, expected PPC and organic sales, ACOS, TACOS, total investment, and month-by-month projections.

Don't know your CPC or conversion rate yet? Use the Quick Launch Estimator. Drop in a competitor ASIN and it gives you AI-powered estimates from market data, so you start with realistic numbers.

From there you can build scenarios side by side: conservative, moderate, aggressive. Across 6 months, 12 months, whatever fits.

It answers the one question every seller should ask before launch: can my budget actually support my goal?

The #1 launch mistake is running out of money halfway through. Not enough spend to rank. Not enough time for organic to build. Not enough budget to survive the learning phase. This shows you that before it happens.

✖️ WHAT AMAZON SELLERS GET WRONG SELLING on WALMART

Walmart.com isn't a secondary channel anymore. 500 million+ monthly visitors and a growing slice of omnichannel spend. But Sellercord says most brands treat it like a dumping ground for Amazon content, set a price, and pray the algorithm sorts it out. It doesn't.

The Core Problem

Walmart growth isn't a listings problem. It's a full-funnel problem. Brands that copy-paste from Amazon, optimize once and walk away, and run zero off-platform traffic end up with flat sales, low Listing Quality Scores, and a widening gap between their Amazon and Walmart numbers.

Three Mistakes Sellers Make

They copy-paste from Amazon. Walmart's search algorithm, attribute requirements, and shopper behavior are different animals. Content that converts on Amazon is often structurally and strategically wrong for Walmart.

They treat optimization as a one-time task. The platform keeps moving. Item Spec updates, GenAI integration, new attribute requirements. If you optimized two years ago, you're already behind.

They have no off-platform strategy. Organic ranking alone won't cut it. The brands winning on Walmart drive external traffic from Google Shopping, influencer content, and in-store activation, then close the attribution loop back to Walmart order data.

Actionable Items for Sellers

Audit your highest-traffic, lowest-converting SKUs first. That's where the money is hiding.

Then work in this order: compare your above-the-fold content against the top competitors, assess your image stack for quality and completeness, check review count and recency on those SKUs, and verify your pricing is competitive inside the buy box window.

The gap between your current conversion rate and category average almost always traces back to one or two of these.

Beyond the audit: rewrite listings for Walmart's algorithm instead of porting Amazon copy, migrate to the current Item Spec, get serious about WFS enrollment to cut shipping costs and lift rank, and build at least one external traffic source feeding your Walmart listings.

🥃 PARTING SHOT

"No matter how busy you are, you must take time to make the other person feel important. Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck saying, ‘Make me feel important.’

Never forget this message when working with people."

Mary Kay Ash

✌🏼 Have a great weekend.

See you again on Monday.

The answer to today’s STUMP BEZOS is
Attorneys & Legal Services topped the CPC rankings at $9.87

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